FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q. Is this where I go to order those winter socks with the reindeer on them?
A. No, it isn't. Sorry.
Q. What is it then?
A. It's the website for me, Ted Rabinowitz. It's also for my current novel The Wrong Sword, a really funny YA riff on the Middle Ages, the myth of Excalibur, and the gallantry of knights. Think of it as Game of Thrones with more laughs. (And less sex. Sorry, but teens read this stuff, you know?)
Q. Hmm. Sounds kind of...you know...brainy. I don't do brainy.
A. Do battle scenes with a cast of thousands sound brainy? How about chases on horseback? Vicious swordsmen? Mad princes? Because we've got them all in TWS. Not to mention drunken grad students, a valiant princess, the Most Beautiful Woman in Europe (ret.), and at least one medieval food fight.
Q. Well...you sure about the food fight?
A. For reals. That bumpity be legit, my man.
Q. Okay. I'm sold. Is it in bookstores yet?
A. Bookstores? Nobody buys anything in a bookstore. Buy it online, like a normal. You know, on Amazon. Or Barnes & Noble. Or Smashwords. We're EVERYWHERE....
Q. Wow, you really ARE everywhere. You must be really popular. Can I be your friend?
A. Sure you can, if you buy my book.
Q. How much? How much?
A. Only $2.99!
Q. I just read The Wrong Sword, and it's fantastic! It's great! I want to read the sequel RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW!
A. The sequel, Hero's Army, will be out in 2017.
Q. Aww, nerts. Is there anything I can read in the meantime?
A. For shizzle. There's my blog, The Wrong Sword, that can probably help you with those TWS withdrawal symptoms until Hero's Army comes out. Plus there's going to be other deeply significant literary ventures, announced here. (Or you can sign up for my mailing list, right below. See it?)
Q. Do you have, like, I dunno...a mailing list?
A. I thought you'd never ask! Go HERE.
Q. Wow. You really take care of your readers.
A. Well, that isn't a question, but yes, I do. I truly do. You're welcome.
Q. Is this where I go to order those winter socks with the reindeer on them?
A. No, it isn't. Sorry.
Q. What is it then?
A. It's the website for me, Ted Rabinowitz. It's also for my current novel The Wrong Sword, a really funny YA riff on the Middle Ages, the myth of Excalibur, and the gallantry of knights. Think of it as Game of Thrones with more laughs. (And less sex. Sorry, but teens read this stuff, you know?)
Q. Hmm. Sounds kind of...you know...brainy. I don't do brainy.
A. Do battle scenes with a cast of thousands sound brainy? How about chases on horseback? Vicious swordsmen? Mad princes? Because we've got them all in TWS. Not to mention drunken grad students, a valiant princess, the Most Beautiful Woman in Europe (ret.), and at least one medieval food fight.
Q. Well...you sure about the food fight?
A. For reals. That bumpity be legit, my man.
Q. Okay. I'm sold. Is it in bookstores yet?
A. Bookstores? Nobody buys anything in a bookstore. Buy it online, like a normal. You know, on Amazon. Or Barnes & Noble. Or Smashwords. We're EVERYWHERE....
Q. Wow, you really ARE everywhere. You must be really popular. Can I be your friend?
A. Sure you can, if you buy my book.
Q. How much? How much?
A. Only $2.99!
Q. I just read The Wrong Sword, and it's fantastic! It's great! I want to read the sequel RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW!
A. The sequel, Hero's Army, will be out in 2017.
Q. Aww, nerts. Is there anything I can read in the meantime?
A. For shizzle. There's my blog, The Wrong Sword, that can probably help you with those TWS withdrawal symptoms until Hero's Army comes out. Plus there's going to be other deeply significant literary ventures, announced here. (Or you can sign up for my mailing list, right below. See it?)
Q. Do you have, like, I dunno...a mailing list?
A. I thought you'd never ask! Go HERE.
Q. Wow. You really take care of your readers.
A. Well, that isn't a question, but yes, I do. I truly do. You're welcome.